Who needs to spend 3+ hours in traffic getting to Tahoe, when the South Bay will get it’s very own snowflex resort? Why wait for real powder, or real winter for that matter, when you can slather up the sunscreen, and for a mere 47 dollars a day, slide sideways in San Jose down glorious carpet? Friends, are you ready?!?
When contacted for comment, former Heckler Magazine editor, Sonny Mayugba, was overjoyed with enthusiasm for the fake snow hill soon to be gracing Morgan Hill with it’s presence.
“Perfect! Just in time for an 80 degree planet! No more pesky face burn or fogged goggles. Tan while you spin! This makes me so happy, I’m going to get a Hummer. They’re two-for-one right now! ALRIGHT!”
In Document snowboard’s January ’09 issue, the following excerpt was written about the glories of fake snow, “But by far the biggest change to dryslope has come about with Snowflex. It is an understatement to say that Snowflex has changed the face of freestyle snowboarding throughout the UK and now the world; yes I did say the world. Snowflex is as important to snowboarding…as Apple is to iPods.”
So, there it is. In summary, snowflex is as important to snowboarding as Apple is to the ipods. The earth will soon be warming (much like this January) to the point where will have no other option than to go ride this junk. Oh god, shoot me now. Just put the twelve guage in my mouth.
Friends, see ya on the dryslopes of Morgan Hill in 2010!
